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This is my favorite. Forget where I heard it first.
When spoken, the joke teller must speak very clearly and very seriously deadpan.
Q: How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: One. But he or she might need a chair or something to reach it.
When spoken, the joke teller must speak very clearly and very seriously deadpan.
Q: How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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*pause*
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.
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.
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A: One. But he or she might need a chair or something to reach it.
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Re: Favorite Light Bulb Joke
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 8:03 PMSimilar, but I've also heard . . .
How many freaks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes a whole ER crew to screw it back out.
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Re: Favorite Light Bulb Joke
Sun, February 29, 2004 - 9:18 PMI think my favorite is:
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two. The real trick is getting them in there.
