How many patients?

topic posted Sun, February 6, 2005 - 5:26 AM by  Joel
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I'd like some healthcare professionals to weigh in with possible answers to "How many patients does it take to change a light bulb."
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Joel
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  • Re: How many patients?

    Wed, February 16, 2005 - 3:08 PM
    But what would be funny about that?

    Andy
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    • Re: How many patients?

      Sun, February 27, 2005 - 4:38 PM
      What's funny about any lightbulb joke? It's the illumination of a condition, isn't it?
      Answers might resemble:
      "Only 1/3 of one according to the insurance company."
      or
      "HIPPA prevents revealing that information."
      or
      "If they'd maintain sensible lifestyles their bulbs wouldn't burn out."

      Seems to me people professionally in that swim could come up with more cogent ones.

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