Tribe.net. Local Connections speedbump http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/a9153fa8-03df-4b94-a694-03d66130f7f3 2005-05-06T18:17:22Z 2005-04-18T18:00:55Z

<div>How many Attention defecite Kids does it take to change a lightbulb? <br/>Wanna go ride a bike?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 1 reply </div>

speedbump 2005-04-18T18:00:55Z speedbump http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/737e002a-e2cd-4845-928c-a815f03a8a33 2005-04-05T22:32:49Z 2005-04-05T22:32:49Z

<div>None, they just wait for it to burn out then follow it around for 30 years.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

speedbump 2005-04-05T22:32:49Z speedbump http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/6dba30b4-73d5-4ebd-97dc-a19f113fa74b 2005-04-05T22:31:54Z 2005-04-05T22:31:54Z

<div>YOU DON"T KNOW MAN YUOU WERN"T THERE!!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

speedbump 2005-04-05T22:31:54Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/4627d275-a138-4baf-8b61-e825bf754e67 2005-03-12T15:23:18Z 2005-03-03T01:04:13Z

<div>They won't know for sure until they see inside the socket.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 2 replies </div>

joel 2005-03-03T01:04:13Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/f6a6e6bf-d268-4af7-8f54-82b4d0f2050e 2005-03-03T01:02:14Z 2005-02-06T13:26:43Z

<div>I'd like some healthcare professionals to weigh in with possible answers to "How many patients does it take to change a light bulb."</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 5 replies </div>

joel 2005-02-06T13:26:43Z Andy http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/045c85cc-b813-4f20-9af6-bc3edb28ca04 2005-01-06T15:24:26Z 2005-01-03T00:17:20Z

<div>Social workers cannot change anything but get twenty or so together and they will produce a report:- 'Coping with Darkness' <br/> <br/>Andy <br/> <br/>(Ah, my coat. How kind)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 1 reply </div>

Andy 2005-01-03T00:17:20Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/048fbe19-6e5c-4d2a-89e1-3f9ca1d78429 2004-08-06T21:05:14Z 2004-01-02T19:41:07Z

<div>How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? Four hundred. One to screw the bulb and 399 to share the experience.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 1 reply </div>

joel 2004-01-02T19:41:07Z ascii http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/038f6598-caaa-4837-8833-e79a9fb01db7 2004-03-06T19:34:50Z 2004-03-02T06:01:02Z

<div>depending where a lightbulb screws since it just got changed five minutes ago would you be the one to touch it? </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 4 replies </div>

ascii 2004-03-02T06:01:02Z Bil http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/f4bb8f93-d3ed-4d00-b9d6-ab692d0937ec 2004-03-01T05:23:58Z 2004-03-01T05:23:58Z

<div>How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>the fish</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

Bil 2004-03-01T05:23:58Z Bil http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/b4311c57-9b73-44d3-a76a-6aaa8f921c84 2004-03-01T05:22:24Z 2004-03-01T05:22:24Z

<div>How many Irish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? <br/> <br/>About a dozen. One to hold the lightbulb and 11 to drink enough Guinness to get the room to spin.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

Bil 2004-03-01T05:22:24Z Bil http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/50b42b3a-e5f5-4241-a389-687f8e6d0618 2004-03-01T05:20:20Z 2004-03-01T05:20:20Z

<div>How many sorority sistes (or cheerleaders) does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <br/> <br/>12. 1 to change the lightbulb and 11 to make t-shirts about it.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

Bil 2004-03-01T05:20:20Z warpup http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/1e640765-cab4-468d-934b-f752c51ef566 2004-03-01T05:18:42Z 2004-01-09T21:00:45Z

<div>This is my favorite. Forget where I heard it first. <br/> <br/>When spoken, the joke teller must speak very clearly and very seriously deadpan. <br/> <br/>Q: How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br/>. <br/>*pause* <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>. <br/>A: One. But he or she might need a chair or something to reach it. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 2 replies </div>

warpup 2004-01-09T21:00:45Z Bil http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/ee52109d-8580-4520-8507-8c5b0bed80a2 2004-03-01T05:17:00Z 2004-03-01T05:17:00Z

<div>Here are two of my favorites, but it's all in the presentation. (Also, you have to read your audience as this first one can piss some people off, in the wrong company) <br/> <br/>How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? <br/>(interrupting response, in a pissed off voice) "That's not funny!" <br/> <br/>And this one relies on wording as well, <br/> <br/>"Do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to screw in a lightbulb?" <br/>-no- (The wording, it depends on the response "no", and not "how many") <br/>"THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DON'T KNOW! BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!" <br/> <br/>That one depends on the shock and loud drill seargent voice, with the stress on "DON'T" and "YOU WEREN'T THERE" <br/>Try it in a crowd when lightbulb jokes are going around and you'll win the lightbulb joke contest EVERY TIME!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

Bil 2004-03-01T05:17:00Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/0d8eabd7-0d57-4c5a-80a3-a6fe61be9849 2004-01-23T21:39:50Z 2004-01-23T21:39:50Z

<div>Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? <br/>A: Just expose it longer. <br/> <br/>Answer created by Dan Birchall in response to a posting in the photography tribe. <br/>His photography can be seen at http://dan.birchalls.net/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

joel 2004-01-23T21:39:50Z Chris http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/345ec964-40f5-4369-af15-431fe58634e3 2004-01-21T00:54:17Z 2004-01-20T16:23:37Z

<div>1. My dog has no nose. <br/>2. How does he smell? <br/>1. Bleedin' awful. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 1 reply </div>

Chris 2004-01-20T16:23:37Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/3e6eb00d-0e44-49b3-9eb3-36db5477a77e 2004-01-16T22:18:33Z 2004-01-16T22:18:33Z

<div>Here are some of the answers provided by people in the social software tribe: <br/> <br/>A: Why exactly would they want to change the lightbulb? Is it creating a disturbance? Is there a proximity issue? Who's been talking about it? What's its URL? <br/> <br/>A: Two to six, depending on how far away it is. <br/> <br/>A: It's a feature not a bug. Why would you need to change the lightbulb? <br/> <br/>A: Just one to ask, "Are you sure its out? Try turning it off and back on again." </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

joel 2004-01-16T22:18:33Z Chris http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/fffe1b1c-e5e7-48df-8b50-04589f5993f0 2004-01-16T18:46:32Z 2004-01-16T18:46:32Z

<div>take? <br/> <br/>Two, one to make the maritinis and the other to call the electrician. <br/> <br/>-Chris</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

Chris 2004-01-16T18:46:32Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/6bbe5c91-83df-41c3-b6c7-4cd37c760599 2004-01-02T20:01:33Z 2004-01-02T20:01:33Z

<div>How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb? <br/>A: That's a hardware issue.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

joel 2004-01-02T20:01:33Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/56e2e4db-5cd0-4b53-9b20-55ef191fd715 2004-01-02T19:42:46Z 2004-01-02T19:42:46Z

<div>How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to remind them what they went to the basement to get. . . What was the question?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

joel 2004-01-02T19:42:46Z joel http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net/thread/1321eeeb-37da-4627-ac98-373bc65d0769 2004-01-02T19:39:38Z 2004-01-02T19:39:38Z

<div>How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://lightbulbjokes.tribe.net">Light Bulb Jokes</a> - 0 replies </div>

joel 2004-01-02T19:39:38Z