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How many Attention defecite Kids

speedbump — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:00:55 GMT

How many Attention defecite Kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many deadheads?

speedbump — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 22:32:49 GMT

None, they just wait for it to burn out then follow it around for 30 years.

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How many Vietnam Vets?

speedbump — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 22:31:54 GMT

YOU DON"T KNOW MAN YUOU WERN"T THERE!!

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How many surgeons?

joel — Thu, 03 Mar 2005 01:04:13 GMT

They won't know for sure until they see inside the socket.

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How many patients?

joel — Sun, 06 Feb 2005 13:26:43 GMT

I'd like some healthcare professionals to weigh in with possible answers to "How many patients does it take to change a light bulb."

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Social workers?

Andy — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 00:17:20 GMT

Social workers cannot change anything but get twenty or so together and they will produce a report:- 'Coping with Darkness'

Andy

(Ah, my coat. How kind)

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How many Californians. . .

joel — Fri, 02 Jan 2004 19:41:07 GMT

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? Four hundred. One to screw the bulb and 399 to share the experience.

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the lightbulb said what!

ascii — Tue, 02 Mar 2004 06:01:02 GMT

depending where a lightbulb screws since it just got changed five minutes ago would you be the one to touch it?

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Surreal?

Bil — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 05:23:58 GMT

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

the fish

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Irish Guys?

Bil — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 05:22:24 GMT

How many Irish guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

About a dozen. One to hold the lightbulb and 11 to drink enough Guinness to get the room to spin.

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Sorority Sisters?

Bil — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 05:20:20 GMT

How many sorority sistes (or cheerleaders) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

12. 1 to change the lightbulb and 11 to make t-shirts about it.

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Favorite Light Bulb Joke

warpup — Fri, 09 Jan 2004 21:00:45 GMT

This is my favorite. Forget where I heard it first.

When spoken, the joke teller must speak very clearly and very seriously deadpan.

Q: How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: One. But he or she might need a chair or something to reach it.

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It's all in the presentation

Bil — Mon, 01 Mar 2004 05:17:00 GMT

Here are two of my favorites, but it's all in the presentation. (Also, you have to read your audience as this first one can piss some people off, in the wrong company)

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
(interrupting response, in a pissed off voice) "That's not funny!"

And this one relies on wording as well,

"Do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to screw in a lightbulb?"
-no- (The wording, it depends on the response "no", and not "how many")
"THAT'S RIGHT! YOU DON'T KNOW! BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!"

That one depends on the shock and loud drill seargent voice, with the stress on "DON'T" and "YOU WEREN'T THERE"
Try it in a crowd when lightbulb jokes are going around and you'll win the lightbulb joke contest EVERY TIME!

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Photographers - How many . . .

joel — Fri, 23 Jan 2004 21:39:50 GMT

Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just expose it longer.

Answer created by Dan Birchall in response to a posting in the photography tribe.
His photography can be seen at http://dan.birchalls.net/

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maybe we should branch out to other types of jokes?

Chris — Tue, 20 Jan 2004 16:23:37 GMT

1. My dog has no nose.
2. How does he smell?
1. Bleedin' awful.

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Social software programmers, how many does it take to change a light bulb

joel — Fri, 16 Jan 2004 22:18:33 GMT

Here are some of the answers provided by people in the social software tribe:

A: Why exactly would they want to change the lightbulb? Is it creating a disturbance? Is there a proximity issue? Who's been talking about it? What's its URL?

A: Two to six, depending on how far away it is.

A: It's a feature not a bug. Why would you need to change the lightbulb?

A: Just one to ask, "Are you sure its out? Try turning it off and back on again."

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How many Episcopalians does it...

Chris — Fri, 16 Jan 2004 18:46:32 GMT

take?

Two, one to make the maritinis and the other to call the electrician.

-Chris

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How many programmers . . .

joel — Fri, 02 Jan 2004 20:01:33 GMT

How many software programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a hardware issue.

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Attention deficit disorder. . .

joel — Fri, 02 Jan 2004 19:42:46 GMT

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to remind them what they went to the basement to get. . . What was the question?

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How many psychotherapists

joel — Fri, 02 Jan 2004 19:39:38 GMT

How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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